"Whooping cough cases on the rise" headline. I think I have it.

Saw a DVD in library called, "Self-esteem and your first job". How about one called "Self-esteem and your LAST job"!?

Just paid for extra computer time in the library. I call the library "my office".

Listening to radio station called Wired 96.5. They play a lot of really rude black music. But, hey, it's got a good beat.