"Your bike has fallen over and your eggs are all over the ground." - announcement that just came over the loud speaker at the Ocean City Public Library. In general, I am AGAINST loud speakers in libraries. For example, it is very annoying when you are in the middle of yoga class and an announcement is made for some employee to come to the front deak. Today's announcement made me smile, but really, does it matter how soon you deal with your eggs being all over the ground?